Here at Twisted Biscuits, we love sharks. Not only do they swim real good and have bodacious dorsal fins, but they also excel at tearing the limbs from unsuspecting seafarers.

Or, at least, they do in the movies.

Sharks in real life aren’t quite as inherently evil and ruthless as the SyFy channel would have you believe, and they very rarely munch on the meat of man. Having said that, two questions burn at the forefront of our mind:

1: Who the fuck wants to watch a movie about a big nice fish that doesn’t do anything?

And 2: If these killer shark movies didn’t exist, what exactly would Tara Reid do with her time?

In celebration of these underwater teeth-bags, we will be shining our blog-based beacon on some dreamy denizens of the deep blue sea by reviewing a shark movie EVERY SINGLE DAY for a whole week!

Tune in later this evening for the first review, and let us know your favourite shark movies in the comments!

One love,

Owen